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| All good things must come to an end.
At least until I get bored and update again.
Oh, and to satisfy my brother...
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| You know, everyone always thinks of Sunday as the end of the week. But technically, it's the beginning.
I mean, think about it, Saturday's the middle of your weekend, you never sit there and think "Man, the week's over."
But it is!
I miss this:
And this:
I'll tell you all a story.
With pictures, of course!
Once, there was this lovely girl, who liked to sit on the phone and
contemplate her school bag before going to dance her heart out:
This girl hoped someone didn't read this xanga entry, see that picture, and recognize that shirt.
Anywho, she really wanted a new bag.
So she went with this other lovely girl:
To this magical land we'll call 'Vegabond Imports'.
At said store, she found this amazing bag, that she loved very dearly.
We'll call this bag Fred. Because, after all, my fall-back name is Fred... or, on some particular lunch time experiences, Alfred.
Anywho, Fred was a beauty.
He was so beautiful that this lovely girl loved to pose him with bananas and corkscrews:
Well, apparently many people thought Fred was beautiful.
Particularily one gorgeous girl who can dance like no other:
Well, the original lovely girl who likes telephones and stolen shirts
beat this gorgeous girl who dances like a mad woman to buying Fred.
And she won the contest of the bag.
End.
I don't think you all understand that, to me, that story was interesting.
That's how pathetic my life has become.
Way too much time at practice.
Way too less time with mis amigos.
Don't worry though.
As long as the sun continues rising...
it gets in my eyes and hurts me. Son of a bitch...
(don't those cloud towards the sun sort of look like a map of the
world? If you don't stare at them too hard, anyhow. Just
take a quick glace.) | | |
| Okay... Lots of pictures this time...
Once, there was this hilarious picture in a magazine...
Then, these 3 idiotic girls decided to try to mimic said picture...
Obviously they did a fabulous job.
Then these girls got bored and began to write things with pretzels...
+Personal Crab Disease... don't ask+
+R U fo reel, gurl?+ Please, don't fail to notice that not a single word is spelled correctly.
+Ahh... penis.+
+The most hilarious pretzel message ever created...+
After that, this stupid girl decided "Hey... why don't I try to smile and frown at the same time?"
But don't be fooled, she's usually quite attractive...
Although she enjoys sitting in+refrigerators+, which is rather weird.
That same girl, along with her retarded friend, decided to become +walruses+ if only for a night...
The next day, one rather lovely girl and her rather lovely friends decided to be British tourists, just for the hell of it...
The next day, those same 3 rather lovely girls headed to the Green Bay zoo, to enjoy a nice day seeing +lions+, +llamas+, and +racoons+!Oh my!
They were nearly killed by an insane llama with glowing red eyes...
And they saw some +chickens+ just sitting around in the middle of no where.
But watch out, because +coins kill+!Also, make sure you don't let your grandma get an +afro+!
This has all been rather exhausting, so I'll leave you with these:
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| OH MY GOD! I'M UPDATING! THAT'S A SHOCK!
You all totally thought I was done, didn't you? Yeah, don't deny it, you did. You all had a spaz attack.
I have a few pictures from Europe that I'd like to share with you all,
simply because one of them may offend majority of the people who see
it, and that'll be a laugh. So if you're easily offended and
you want to continue not hating me, don't look at this picture...
This is your last warning. Close your eyes. Ah, but some of
you might have cheated and looked at the picture before you read
this. Well then it's your fault, I had a warning.
Yeah, Danny is laughing at Jesus. I warned you.
Appreciate that. My mom spent A LOT of time writing ciao out of left
over spaghetti sauce. She gave it to the waiter, and let me
assure you, he loved it. I'll have you all know as she started,
we looked over and saw that she had written "Ch". She was about
to spell ciao 'chow'. It was quite hilarious.
That's in Monaco. It's basically the craziest little amout of
bridges I've ever seen. It was in between all these really big
buildings, it was so weird. Where I was standing was like...
normal level, and that thing was like... below us. It was so
weird, Monaco is crazy. My mom swears she saw the prince when we
were in the palace, but no one believes her. She's a crazy person.
And now, as a finale, this is from way before, like a month ago, when
Kirsten and I were crazy obsessed with the green thing... I just find
this picture hilarious. We were at Wendy's and the man behind the
counter was a bit confused by our request, but I think it turned out
beautifully:
Isn't he just the sexiest thing you've ever seen?
Edit:
HANNAH! HANNAH! HANNAH! HANNAH! MY BEST FRIEND IS HANNAH! HANNAH! HANNAH! HANNAH!
How's that?
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